So I was sitting on the sofa the other day and had a tickle in my left ear. I went to scratch it and found gold, well not real gold but for anyone that has pulled a chunk of ear wax from their ear knows what I am talking about. The experience only happens once every blue moon, but when it does there is nothing more satisfying.
Ok, ok, this may be gross, but don't go shaking your finger at me, you KNOW you have felt the same way too.
(To be sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
Come listen to a story about a women named Whitney
A Poor law student wife, barley kept her family fed,
Then one day she was a shootin at some food,
And up through the canal (ear) came a bubblin' crude
Ear wax that is, brown gold, Texas tea
Thursday, April 30, 2009
You know you like it!
Posted by WhitJ at 6:00 PM
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1 comments:
I have to admit, your blog makes me laugh everytime I read it!! I truly never know what you are going to write about!!! I guess I never saw your projects and writing in High School, are they at all similar to your blog blerps? For just a moment I thought that it was a real picture of what you pulled out, I am glad to find out it is'nt!
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